So Juliane, my dear daughter, whom I have mentioned previously to possibly being a future druggie, told me this morning that they were decorating pumpkins in class. This is where I tell you we actually didn’t get her one because I am a loser for a mother.
So she was trying to let me know it was okay (for me being a loser mom) and that one of her friends has two pumpkins (subliminally stating the friends mom is awesome).
Enter dad and hooray for him. I told Jude dad was going to get her a pumpkin and bring it to her class. Were they going to decorate at the beginning of school or later…
So she says: “Oh, no. We aren’t doing it til later because these people are coming in to talk to us about DRUG FREE.” Well, she rolled her eyes and bobbled her head around while saying, sarcastically, Drug Free. So I said in my best Nancy Reagan voice…Drug free is a good thing. You should know that they are bad for you and they will ruin your life. And don’t ever have a loser boyfriend yaddy yaddy. So she states “MOM. We are in elementary school. WE DON’T DRUG.”
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lol….how cute is she?!make sure ya post pics of her pumpkin!!
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"Don't Drug", so funny! Looks like no future druggies for you, congratulations!
BTW you are not the loser mom.
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OMG . . . I love it! That is so cute!
And thank you for leaving what has to be the all time greatest comment on my blog!
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I love that girl!! We miss her humor!!
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oh now this makes me laugh. just the other night, i had a car load of teen boys and we got to talking about drugs. they knew a LOT about them and i made a comment about that and they all launched into this indignant tirade about how they have been learning about them and the evilness of them since elementary school. it does seem rather silly, but i will admit that these boys, at least, got the message loud and clear. but of course, that's not to say there isn't a SERIOUS drug problem in the high school anyway. don't drug, people!
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